HILARY DUFF's BAND

Ty, a.k.a. "Rone-Shoelaces"
Ty is Musical Director, general whip-cracker, and stalworth enforcer of the Noodle-Free Zone. Believe it; he wont even walk down the pasta aisle at Ralphs. Despite the rumors, Ty has absolutely never been a catalogue model for either J. Crew or International Male. Although he possesses the personality of a keyboard player, Ty actually plays guitar.
Ty sez: "Its the least I can do, and I always want to do the very least."

Loren, a.k.a. "Fiver"
Loren learned to play keyboards in his homeland of Chad. He worked his way through school by toiling at one of the countrys famous factories for the manufacture of electoral ballots. Loren later emigrated to the US with dreams of composing music for soap operas. Oddly, his initial success came as an a capella singer. For every five minutes of work, Loren requires five minutes of rest.
Loren sez: "Surely you cant be serious."

Shauney, a.k.a. "Baby"
Shauney can simultaneously play drums, powder her nose, and talk to family members on her cell phone. She used to sell shoes at the Steve Madden store, a job for which she received no pay, just merchandise discounts, until Hilarys manager spied her practicing her formidable drumming skills with two ballpoint pens and a shoebox. If Shauney can make noise, shes there.
Shauney sez: "I havent listened to Styx since Ty left the band."

Jay, a.k.a. "Walker"
Jays guitar playing proficiency is rivaled only by his ability to color coordinate his shirt with his shoes. His hobbies include restringing each and every one of his 438 guitars each and every day. Jay moonlights as a tow-truck driver for AAA, but only for the networking opportunities. Everything he needs to know he learned at The Tinderbox.
Jay sez: "Ive forgotten more songs than most people will ever know."

Kayle, a.k.a. "Double-Shot"
Kayle was working the counter at a Starbucks in Hollywood when Hilarys manager spotted the Hair That No Net Could Contain. He told Kayle he had a great look and invited him to join the band. Unfortunately, there was no room for an oboe player, so Kayle had to learn to play the bass in three weeks. . . straight. . . with a lot of help from espresso.
Kayle sez: "I have Estonian eyebrows."